EPISODE 10/3/01
Simon and Katie Meet At The Wedding

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October, 2001


WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2001

Scene 1:
Scene: Mansion - Unknown room

KATIE FRASIER AND SIMON FRASIER

>> Katie: You came back.
>> Simon: I couldn't stay away from you, Katie.
>> Katie: I wish you could've figured that out sooner.
>> Simon: It's too late, right? You've moved on, haven't you?
>> Katie: Moved on? Is that what my louse of a brother told you?
>> Simon: He said that you and this Bruno guy were starry-eyed. Are you? Are you really happy with this moron?

Scene 2:
Location: Lucinda Walsh Estate
Scene: Mansion - Unknown Room

KATIE FRASIER, SIMON FRASIER, AND BRUNO PORTOLANO

>> Katie: Don't get upset, Bruno. Okay? He's still my husband, and I have a right to talk to him.
>> Bruno: Go ahead. Say what you have to say. As long as it's good-bye. Your wife and I? We have a wedding to attend. The ceremony's already started.
>> Katie: Why don't you go without me?
>> Bruno: No.
>> Katie: They're not gonna miss me.
>> Bruno: That would be rude.
>> Katie: Those people don't even like me.
>> Bruno: Maybe that's because you do strange things that you're gonna regret. It's time to make some changes.

Scene 3:
Scene: Mansion - Unknown Room

KATIE FRASIER AND SIMON FRASIER

>> Katie: I don't have long. Bruno's at the bar. He's gonna come looking for me.
>> Simon: Katie, what is going on?
>> Katie: Just say it again.
>> Simon: Say what? What?
>> Katie: That you came back for me.
>> Simon: I came back for you. I got to Tahiti, and I realized without you, everything's is a huge bore.
>> Katie: I could've told you that! I did tell you that a million times. You just wouldn't listen. And now everything is so messed up.
[Katie and Simon kiss]

Scene 4:
BRUNO PORTOLANO, SIMON FRASIER, AND KATIE FRASIER

>> Bruno: There you are, Katie. Saying good-bye again? Don't you just love her long good-byes?
>> Simon: It doesn't look like good-bye, now, does it?
>> Bruno: No? First you tell me to get you a drink, and now you don't want it? You have to make up your mind, honeybun.
>> Simon: Don't call her that.
>> Katie: Come on, Bruno. Let's go.
>> Bruno: Whatever you say, honeybun.
>> Katie: No, don't, don't, don't, Simon! I'm with Bruno now.
>> Simon: What? What are you talking about?
>> Bruno: You heard the lady. She knows exactly what she's saying and exactly what she's doing.

Scene 5:
Location: Lucinda Walsh Estate
Scene: Garden Terrace

ROSE D'ANGELO AND SIMON FRASIER

>> Simon: Rose, Rose, I need to talk to you for a second.
>> Rose: Hey! What are you still doing here? I thought you were snorkeling in the south seas.
>> Simon: Yeah, well, maybe I should've stayed.
>> Rose: Oh, Katie and Bruno still an item?
>> Simon: Well, he seems to think so, yes.
>> Rose: What does Katie think?
>> Simon: She's not making any sense at all.
>> Rose: Aw. I thought that was part of her charm.
>> Simon: No. Yes, it is. But this time, she's -- she's acting more weird than normal, if that's possible. Look, tell me -- I just need to know. Is this guy gonna be good to her?
>> Rose: You're really worried about her, huh?
>> Simon: Look, do me a favor, please? Can you take your old pal Bruno and check out the billiard room or something?
>> Rose: Oh.
>> Simon: I need to talk to Katie privately.
>> Rose: Yeah. Got nothing else to do.
>> Simon: Good, thanks. Appreciate it. Thanks.

Scene 6:
Location: Lucinda Walsh Estate
Scene: Garden Terrace

BRUNO PORTOLANO AND KATIE FRASIER

[Whistling.]
>> Bruno: Something on your mind?
>> Katie: That's a new and interesting accessory. It's not loaded, is it?
>> Bruno: What good would it be if it wasn't loaded?
>> Katie: Why do you need a gun?
>> Bruno: I got this gun for tricky situations.
>> Katie: Like what?
>> Bruno: Like that airplane rental company that was hassling you.
>> Katie: I thought you paid those people. You didn't hurt anyone, did you?
>> Rose: Excuse me. I need to talk to you for a minute. You don't mind, do you?

KATIE FRASIER AND SIMON FRASIER

>> Katie: Stop bothering me, Simon. I told you it was over between us. Just leave, okay? How many times do I have to tell you?
>> Simon: Is that the truth? Is it? Is that -- this is what you really want?
>> Katie: Bruno is very good to me. All right? So just --
>> Simon: Have a nice life.

BRUNO PORTOLANO AND KATIE FRASIER

>> Bruno: Honey bunny. I think we've had enough of this wedding. What do you say we go home and get some relaxation?
>> Katie: Whatever you say, Bruno.

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