EPISODE 11/01/06
Simon Rejects Vienna

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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 01, 2006

Scene 1:
Location: Oakdale
Scene: Lakeview Towers Hotel Room

SIMON FRASIER, CARLY SNYDER

>> Carly: One question.
>> Simon: As long as you don't ask me to stop.
>> Carly: Is it real?
>> Simon: Yeah.
>> Carly: So we have the real necklace, Vienna has the fake?
>> Simon: Yes. Actually, I thought you were asking about us.
>> Carly: Oh.
>> Simon: Oh, okay. Well, how about I ask you the same thing then. Is it real?
>> Carly: You talk too much.


Scene 2:
Location: Oakdale
Scene: Lakeview Towers Hotel Room

SIMON FRASIER, CARLY SNYDER

>> Simon: Okay, that wasn't just sex, that was --
>> Carly: A religious experience?
>> Simon: Well, I am definitely a convert.
>> Carly: Maybe it was just overdue. It's been awhile. Well, it's been awhile for me. For you, it's been, like, what, two hours or so?
>> Simon: Okay, whoa -- will you hold on? Vienna and I only got as far as the preliminaries, and then she passed out.
>> Carly: Passed out? So, you got the necklace off her without even having to --
>> Simon: Without having to -- yes, yes. As for you and I, though, we just took that to a whole new level.
>> Carly: Yeah. Yeah, I think so. You know, an experience like that, it probably can't even be repeated.
>> Simon: Well, I'm ready when you are.
[ Knock at the door ]
>> Carly: It's Jack!
>> Simon: Oh?
>> Carly: It's Jack. It's Jack. He knows that we stole the necklace, and he's going to arrest me, and I'm never going to see my children again!
>> Simon: You got all that just from one knock? It's probably someone who found the wrong room, okay?
[ Knocking again ]
>> Vienna: Simon? Simon, open the door!


Scene 3:
Location: Oakdale
Scene: Lakeview Towers Hotel Room

SIMON FRASIER, CARLY SNYDER, VIENNA HYATT

>> Simon: Hurry! Hey, hey. Whew. Vienna. What are you doing here?
>> Vienna: After everything you've done to me, the least you can do is invite me inside.
>> Simon: Aw, babe. I was sleeping.
>> Vienna: This is the most horrible night of my life. I knew you were trouble, Simon. How did I get myself sucked into this? And now --
>> Simon: Oh, my god. Whoa, whoa -- Vienna! What happened to your necklace?
>> Vienna: I'll never wear it again.
>> Simon: Why not?
>> Vienna: I don't have it anymore. I returned it downstairs to the safe, and then, I told the prince that I was leaving him for you.
>> Simon: For me?
>> Vienna: I wish I could resist you. Dolly is a prince, after all, but, there's no use. Let's pick up from where we left off. You know, wherever that was, I'm still a little fuzzy about it. But it doesn't matter, Simon. I need you. I have to have you now.
>> Simon: Oh, man! Oh! I have to have you, too! Really badly. I want you so bad, but, aw, babe, you really wore me out before. I'm exhausted.
>> Vienna: No. No, no, no. I'll revive you. You know I can.
>> Simon: You know, I'm just really, really worried that I won't be able to concentrate, because the prince and his guards are gonna come crashing through that door again, and --
>> Vienna: No, no, no. Forget about the prince. I'm leaving town tomorrow, and if we only have tonight, then --
>> Simon: What.
[ Crashing sound ]
>> Vienna: Where did this come from?
>> Simon: What?
>> Vienna: Were you too worn out for the woman who was wearing this?


Scene 4:
Location: Oakdale
Scene: Lakeview Towers Hotel Room

SIMON FRASIER, CARLY SNYDER

>> Vienna: I've seen this shoe before. That blonde!
>> Simon: Katie?
>> Vienna: The other blonde. The one I warned to stay away from you. Where is she hiding? Is she under the bed?
>> Carly: Don't look under the bed!
>> Simon: Vienna, she's not under the bed. About the sex, and about --
[ Vienna leaves ]
>> Simon: Oh, come on, I got rid of her, didn't it? And at least she didn't discover this. Oh, come on, don't worry about it. She's gonna forget about me. She bores easily. She'll huff, and she'll puff, and she'll probably move on from the prince to the king.
>> Carly: What if she starts thinking about the necklace? And she decides she's gonna go in the safe and check it out?
>> Simon: Why would she? She thinks everything's fine. Now, where were we?
>> Carly: No, no, I can't do this.


Scene 5:
Location: Oakdale
Scene: Lakeview Towers Hotel Room

SIMON FRASIER, CARLY SNYDER

>> Carly: You know you shouldn't have rejected Vienna. You should have kicked me out here, so she could --
>> Simon: She could have stayed, slept with me? Who do you think I am?
>> Carly: A gigolo and a thief? No offense.
>> Simon: And yet, I find myself offended. Carly, what happened between us tonight meant something.
>> Carly: Yeah, it means that Vienna's going to do whatever she has to do to get back at you. And if she has even the slightest inkling that that necklace she put in the vault is a fake --
>> Simon: There is no way they're gonna be able to trace the real one back to me. Okay? I'm going to fence this stone by stone. It could take years for the prince to discover that it was a switch. That was a brilliant replica. Okay? He has no reason to believe it was a fake. Please, I've done this before, okay? Don't worry about it.
>> Carly: Okay. Okay, but I'm going to do that not worrying at home.
>> Simon: Carly --
>> Carly: And we can get some rest. Yeah, we need to get some rest, Simon, separately. You and I in our own separate beds. We have a busy day tomorrow.
>> Simon: All right. Any room in that schedule for the two of us? Or are you just going to pretend that what happened between us tonight never happened? (Cough)
>> Carly: What happened between us was great, but we shouldn't let it sidetrack us.
>> Simon: Well, I can multitask. How about you?
>> Carly: It's just that everything is moving really fast.
>> Simon: Okay, so tomorrow, after I've fenced the jewels and get the money --
>> Carly: And pay back Spirro so he doesn't kill you.
>> Simon: Yeah, and after all that, we can --
>> Carly: We'll see, Simon. We'll see.

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