EPISODE 11/16/01
Simon Tells Katie About Her Wedding Plans

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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2001

Scene 1:
Location: Lakeview Towers
Scene: Craig's Suite

SIMON FRASIER AND KATIE FRASIER

>> Simon: So, would you marry me again? This time, for real. No rushed wedding vows, no friends and relatives trying to talk us out of it. It will be -- we'll have invitations and traditions and the richest, most fattening wedding cake you've ever seen.
>> Katie: My dream wedding? You really want to do all that?
>> Simon: I want to do all that and more. I want to make all your wildest dreams come true.
>> Katie: Yes! Of course. Of course I'll marry you again -- on one condition.

Scene 2:
Scene: Craig's Suite

SIMON FRASIER AND KATIE FRASIER

>> Katie: The most crucial element of planning a wedding, especially ours, is choosing the right date. We need to get ahold of a numerologist --
>> Simon: Katie, give me that.
>> Katie: What are you doing?
>> Simon: I knew you'd come up with a thousand complications. Everything would be wrong -- wrong time, wrong place, wrong day, wrong country, wrong planet, wrong horoscope, wrong --
>> Katie: Simon, we need -- we need a calendar.
>> Simon: No, we don't. We don't need anything.
>> Katie: How are we gonna plan it?
>> Simon: Leave everything up to me.
>> Katie: My wedding?
>> Simon: Yes. Your wedding, it's gonna be everything that you've ever wanted.
>> Katie: Yes, well, the wedding I've always wanted includes a day, a time and a place --
>> Simon: Okay, I'll tell you it'll have a specific time on a certain day, in a definite place.
>> Katie: You're not gonna tell me anything?
>> Simon: No.

Scene 3:
Scene: Craig's Suite

SIMON FRASIER AND KATIE FRASIER

>> Katie: Simon, you can't do this.
>> Simon: Do what? What are we talking about? Oh, the wedding. Look, if I tell you about the wedding then you're gonna find a million ways to complicate it, and your dream is gonna turn into my worst nightmare. No way.
>> Katie: Yeah, but what if I'm in the wrong place.
>> Simon: Look, one -- this is what's gonna happen. One day, you're gonna open the door, and there it is. Bam, your wedding, just as you dreamed it.
>> Katie: That is the most romantic idea I've ever heard. I love it, and I love you.
>> Simon: I love you, too.
>> Katie: Well you do, you must love me enough to tell me one itsy-bitsy little bit?
>> Simon: No, sorry.
>> Katie: You've gotta tell me something.
>> Simon: Okay, what am I gonna tell you hmm, all right, your husband's gonna get a job.
>> Katie: Really? You're gonna go work at Burt's Garage?
>> Simon: No, I'm gonna go work for Lucinda.
>> Katie: This has gotta be a joke.
>> Simon: No, it's not. Look, I want to have -- I want a home, a place where we can be happy, live our own life. What's wrong?
>> Katie: What are you doing to me?
>> Simon: Uh -- I don't know, a novel idea -- trying to make you happy.
>> Katie: No one in the world could make me as happy as you do.
>> Simon: Terrified, huh? I know the feeling. God, here I am, planning my future with my wife. There's no reason to be upset, okay? This is just the beginning for us.
>> Katie: Know. But what if --
>> Simon: No, no more "what ifs" or -- sometimes gotta let go. You gotta take a chance. It's the best thing I ever did.

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