EPISODE 5/18/01
Katie Tells Simon She Is Going Away With Another Man

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FRIDAY, MAY 18, 2001

Scene 1:
Location: Lakeview Towers Hotel
Scene: Hotel Lobby

SIMON FRASIER AND KATIE FRASIER

>> Simon: Okay, okay, why are you sending this trunk to the airport? Why?
>> Katie: You told me to get rid of it, so I'm getting rid of it.
>> Simon: No, no, no, no. Nothing is that simple with you. Okay, here's a -- here's a suggestion. Why don't we just end all this the insanity before it starts, okay?
>> Katie: No, sorry. Sorry, Simon, but the insanity has already begun, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. I've got a few secrets of my own.
>> Simon: Okay, you know what? I don't -- I don't have time for this tonight. All right. No, no -- I've -- I've got no, no time to play games.
>> Katie: I'm not playing games. It's just that I -- I met this wonderful man.
>> Simon: Yeah, right. What man? What man?
>> Katie: Oh, he was just a fan from my news anchoring days. He's taking me away for the weekend.
>> Simon: Ooh, the weekend? Right -- with a trunk full of jungle gear. You're being stupid. This is being silly. Take this trunk upstairs. Your brother's wedding's about to begin.
[Katie changing the subject]
>> Katie: Lucinda Walsh? What is she doing at Craig's wedding?
>> Simon: Oh, listen, look -- I've really got to go find Craig right now. Please do not go anywhere until we talk about this. Please? Promise me? Good, good.
>> Katie: How can I say no? But maybe no is what turns you on, because recently, you can't seem to get enough of me. Okay, boys, let's move this trunk. I'll catch up with you later, okay?

Scene 2:
Location: Lakeview Towers Hotel
Scene: Lakeview Ballroom

SIMON FRASIER, LISA GRIMALDI, AND BARBARA RYAN

>> Simon: Ladies, I am so sorry to interrupt, but you haven't seen the groom anywhere?
>> Lisa: Oh, no, not since the donkey show.
>> Barbara: I was not amused with the donkey show and Craig was livid. In fact, I'm sure he's out there right now trying to find someone on your staff to give them a piece of his mind.

Scene 3:
Location: Lakeview Towers Hotel
Scene: Hotel Lobby

SIMON FRASIER AND KATIE FRASIER

>> Simon: Hey, I've been looking for you everywhere. I was afraid you'd left.
>> Katie: Why are you so worried, Simon? You keep telling me that I'm this beautiful smart woman and I'm such a great catch for someone else. So I'm just following your advice.
>> Simon: That's good. Good. Look, I just don't want you running off with, you know, some complete stranger for a weekend. That's just so stupid.
>> Katie: It's never stopped you. What's good for the goose is good for the chicken.
>> Simon: Gander.
>> Katie: You know what I mean.
>> Simon: I wish I did.
>> Katie: Cheer up, Simon. The next time you see me, I'll be an unfaithful wife. So the next time your Brazilian bombshell wants to come knocking, you don't have to feel guilty. And when my lover calls, neither do I.

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