EPISODE 3/1/02
Simon and Craig Look For Jack and Julia

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March, 2002


FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 2002

Scene 1:
Location: Jack's House

SIMON FRASIER, CRAIG MONTGOMERY

[ Craig knocks on the door and then lets himself in ]
>> Craig: All right, Julia. You didn't take Jack to Carly's place, so where did you take him? Come on, clues, clues, clues.
>> Simon: Okay, pal don't move and no gets hurt. Turn around nice and slowly. That's it. Easy does it.
>> Craig: Simon, what are you doing here?
>> Simon: Ah, nice, I was about to ask you the same question, Craig. What are you doing here?

Scene 2:
Location: Jack's House

SIMON FRASIER, CRAIG MONTGOMERY

>> Craig: If you're gonna rob a house, the least you could do is pick one in a better neighborhood.
>> Simon: Who needs a credit card when you got a set of keys?
>> Craig: Why does everyone in this town have keys except me? What are you doing, watering plants?
>> Simon: Uh, no. They're plastic.
>> Craig: Then what?
>> Simon: You first.
>> Craig: Well, nobody else is doing anything about finding Carly and those women. So I'm taking matters into my own hands. Now you?
>> Simon: None of your business.
>> Craig: All right, Katie will be bragging about it sooner or later anyway.
>> Simon: Oh, no. You cannot tell Katie that you saw me here.
>> Craig: Why not?
>> Simon: I don't want her involved.
>> Craig: In what?
>> Simon: Look, I don't want tout her at risk, okay? That's all I'm gonna tell you.
>> Craig: Oh, please, Simon. Come on.
>> Simon: All right, this has to stay between you and me.
>> Craig: It will.
>> Simon: I'm working for the police, helping Margo track down Jack.

Scene 3:
Location: Jack's House

SIMON FRASIER, CRAIG MONTGOMERY

>> Craig: So do I have to call you deputy? Or will you still answer to Simon?
>> Simon: You can call me whatever you want, Craig. Just don't tell Katie you saw me here. I want to protect her from that psycho Stenbeck. All right?
>> Craig: All right, well, if you tell me everything you find.
>> Simon: No, I report to Margo. If she wants to bring you in on this, that's her business.
>> Craig: Oh come on, Simon.
>> Simon: No.
>> Craig: Do you remember how you felt when Katie was lost on that island? Huh? Well, somewhere in this house, there is a clue that will lead us to Carly. Now, if you're not gonna help me, I'm gonna tear it apart on my own.
>> Simon: All right, fine. Okay. I found this upstairs. It's quite possible that Julia dropped it when she was here.
>> Craig: Sil -- sildenafil citrate? What's that?
>> Simon: I have no idea.
>> Craig: Well, let's find somebody who does.

Scene 4:
Location: Jack's House

SIMON FRASIER, CRAIG MONTGOMERY

>> Simon: What, so this stuff is viagra?
>> Craig: That's what my doctor said. I guess police work is a little tougher on Jack than we realized.
>> Simon: That's a pretty soft explanation.
>> Craig: You mean you think it's a deeper issue?
>> Simon: Listen, listen. If Jack was taking viagra, he'd be taking it in form, not this -- this -- wait a second.
>> Craig: What?
>> Simon: Julia, right?
>> Craig: What do you mean? You think Julia's worried about her sex drive?
>> Simon: No, listen, listen, listen, listen. Julia gets sprung from the hospital, right?
>> Craig: Right.
>> Simon: She can go anywhere in the world, but she doesn't. She comes back here to Oakdale, straight back here to her ex-husband, carrying this.
>> Craig: Well, I know she is obsessed with the baby she lost when she was married to Jack.
>> Simon: Exactly. Exactly. Julia wants Jack to get her pregnant, all right? But she knows how much Jack can't stand her so she brings this for a little bit of friendly persuasion.
>> Craig: Okay, but so what?
>> Simon: I don't know. I don't know . Wait, wait, wait. Margo said that Julia did have help getting out of the hospital -- forged papers, money, transportation.
>> Craig: Stenbeck?
>> Simon: He's the obvious choice, right? But why would he help her?
>> Craig: Maybe he knew Jack was on to something, so he sent the crackpot ex-wife to stop him.
>> Simon: That's possible, I guess. Margo said Jack was on his way to Marseilles though.
>> Craig: I gotta go. I have to go.
>> Simon: Where are -- where are you going?
>> Craig: Wherever will lead me to Carly.

Scene 5:
Location: Oakdale Police Station
Scene: Squad Room

SIMON FRASIER, MARGO HUGHES

>> Margo: Okay. Did you find anything worthwhile?
>> Simon: Yeah, just a little prescription for sexual longevity.
>> Margo: Oh, my God.
>> Simon: Yeah. We think Julia was using it on Jack so he could -- so he could have sex with her.
>> Margo: What?
>> Simon: So she could get pregnant. It's just a theory.
>> Margo: That's good then, actually. It's a reason for her to keep him alive.
>> Simon: Exactly.
>> Margo: Okay, so, I'll have this dusted for prints.
>> Simon: Okay, great. Anything else I can do?
>> Margo: Hal is back.
>> Simon: Really? Where's he been?
>> Margo: He was off trying to find Rose and Carly and Emily. He thought that if people thought he was missing, he'd be more effective.
>> Simon: And was he?
>> Margo: No, not that I could tell.
>> Simon: Did you tell him that I was working for you?
>> Margo: You know, I don't intend to.
>> Simon: Why not?
>> Margo: You know, I don't know how to say this, but Hal is -- well, he's different. I mean, I don't know. Maybe he got hurt while he was away or -- I just think, if we keep Hal in the dark, we've got more of a chance of finding Jack.

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