EPISODE 6/27/02
Simon Held Again!!

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THURSDAY, JUNE 27, 2002

Scene 1:
Location: Avanya - El Capitan Hotel
Scene: Katie Frasier's Room

"SIMON FRASIER", KATIE FRASIER

>> Katie: Simon! Where were you?
>> "Simon": Busy. The stars are lined up over my head tonight. I can't lose.
>> Katie: What are you doing?
>> "Simon": Well, well, well, I'm sorry you don't approve.
>> Katie: Of you playing cards and patting waitresses on their bottoms when you're supposed to be looking for Paul and Rose? No, I don't completely approve.
>> "Simon": Listen, listen -- if you flew all the way here to nag me, don't bother.
>> Katie: Why are you being so -- Simon, I was worried about you. I thought you had been kidnapped or something. And then Henry told me that you stole the provenance to start looking for the diamond yourself. He's probably spreading that lie all over this place.
>> "Simon": Look, I took the provenance to protect it.
>> Katie: Okay. Yeah, well, I understand. That makes sense. Probably Henry just being Henry. So why don't you give it to me and I'll give it to Lucinda, 'cause she has tons of contacts on this island.
>> "Simon": No, no. You're not touching it. You're not touching it.
>> Katie: Okay. You can give it to her yourself.
>> "Simon": Listen -- look, look -- all right? Look, I'm beat, I'm a little drunk and I'm in no mood for games. So, if you want to play little wifely, that's fine by me. But, go play it with someone else.

Scene 2:
Location: Avanya - El Capitan Hotel
Scene: Katie Frasier's Room

"SIMON FRASIER", KATIE FRASIER

>> Katie: I don't have to play wifely, I already am one -- yours, remember? And we've been through the whole thick and thin thing already, so why are you acting like this?
>> "Simon": Listen up, missy. Let's lay some ground rules down right now before you step over a very dangerous line. Don't question me. I do what I want, when I want, with whomever I want. Now, if you don't like that, go sleep on the beach. Yeah, you know what? As a matter of fact, why don't you get out of here right now? That's it, come on. Let's get out of here. Out you get. Go on.
>> Katie: Who are you?
>> "Simon": I'm your ever-loving husband. Now, get out.
>> Katie: This conversation's not over.
>> "Simon": Oh, yak, yak, yak. Go on.
>> Katie: Ah!
>> "Simon": Well, it looks like the honeymoon's definitely over.

Scene 3:
Location: Avanya Jailhouse
Scene: Jail Cell

SIMON FRASIER, JAILER

>> Simon: I'm an Australian citizen. You have no right to hold me against my will. My name is Simon Frasier. I'm an Australian citizen. You have no right to hold me against -- my name is Simon Frasier. I'm an Australian citizen. You have no right to hold me against my will. My name is Simon Frasier! I'm an Australian citizen! You have no right to hold me against my will! My name is Simon Frasier! I am an Australian citizen!
>> Jailer: Silencio!
>> Simon: I'm not gonna shut up! I'm innocent. You're the one that's guilty. People's lives are in danger while I'm in here, and you know it! Get me out of here, you coward! Let me out of here! My name is Simon Frasier! I'm an Australian citizen! You cannot hold me here against my will!

Scene 4:
Location: Avanya - El Capitan Hotel
Scene: Katie Frasier's Room

"SIMON FRASIER"

>> "Simon": Tomorrow, Cooley -- tomorrow you show up with that diamond, and I get the score of a lifetime.
[ "Simon" laughs ] yep, the Rose of Sharon diamond -- nothing else matters.

Scene 5:
Location: Avanya Jailhouse
Scene: Jail Cell

SIMON FRASIER

>> Simon: Come back here, you coward! All right. There's got to be a way out of here. Okay, rotten plaster.
>> Simon: All right. All right, all right.

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