EPISODE 6/15/04
Simon Lies
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June, 2004
TUESDAY, JUNE 15, 2004
Scene 1:
Location: Frasier Cottage
Scene: Living Room
SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER, PILAR DOMINGO
>> Simon: It's okay, baby. There's nobody here. Just stay put.
>> Katie: But I can hear voices.
>> Simon: Get out of here right now. I don't want Katie to see you.
>> Pilar: Or what? She'll realize that you were the one who sent me here to break up her and Mike? Yeah, maybe I should just explain everything. Save her the trouble of having to piece it together for herself.
>> Simon: All right, send a postcard. Get out.
>> Katie: Simon, did you say something?
>> Simon: I said -- I said I'll be right up.
>> Katie: Oh, forget it. I'm just coming down.
Scene 2:
Location: Frasier Cottage
Scene: Living Room
SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER, PILAR DOMINGO
>> Simon: Pilar, if you don't get out of here --
>> Pilar: I'm not going anywhere.
>> Simon: Listen, sweetheart, don't bother coming down. I'm almost done down here, okay?
>> Katie: Are you sure?
>> Simon: Yes, I'm sure. I'll be right up. Just make sure the water's nice and warm.
>> Pilar: A bath in the middle of the day -- how cozy.
>> Simon: What do you want?
>> Pilar: You're happy. You're back with your wife. It's all hearts and flowers and bubble baths for two. And it's all thanks to me. If I hadn't gotten Mike away from Katie --
>> Simon: Things would've turned out the same way. Now, I made a mistake getting in contact with you, but I paid you for it.
>> Pilar: What if I want more?
>> Simon: More cash? Forget it.
>> Pilar: There are other things in life besides money, Simon! I might want to be happy, too, did you ever think of that?
>> Simon: Just keep your mouth shut!
>> Katie: Okay, what is going on? What's taking so long?
>> Simon: You have no idea. It was the biggest wasp in here. It was at least this big. I wanted to get it out so you didn't get stung.
>> Katie: Oh, that's sweet.
>> Simon: Yeah.
>> Katie: Really, Simon, who were you talking to?
>> Simon: It was the radio.
>> Katie: That's funny because I heard your voice and I thought I heard a woman's voice. I know your lying.
>> Simon: All right, yeah. Yes, I am.
Scene 3:
Location: Frasier Cottage
Scene: Living Room
SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER
>> Katie: Why did you lie to me? Who was really down here with you?
>> Simon: Okay, it was someone that --
[ Simon sighs ] All right, it was a party planner. I wanna throw a surprise party for you.
>> Katie: A party?
>> Simon: Yeah -- I know this sounds really dumb -- to celebrate us getting back together. You know?
>> Katie: Oh, honey, you don't have to do that for me.
>> Simon: Well, you didn't have to continue loving me after everything I've put you through, but you did.
>> Katie: You make it sound like it's hard.
>> Simon: It can't have been easy, I know that. And now that we're back together, I just want to show you how happy I am that you gave me a second chance -- because I really don't deserve it.
>> Katie: Yes, you do. After all those horrible things that pilar put me through, you were the one who believed me. You were the one who saved me. I mean, if I had relied on Mike -- you do deserve my love. And you are gonna have it forever.
Scene 4:
Location: Frasier Cottage
Scene: Living Room
SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER, PILAR DOMINGO
>> Simon: Oh, man. I am really looking forward to this bubble bath. You have no idea.
>> Katie: Good. Well, come on!
>> Simon: I'm still a little hungry. Just wait.
>> Katie: What? You just said --
>> Simon: I know what I just said. I just -- I've been out. I haven't eaten anything all day. I'm just -- a little snack. I'll be right up.
>> Katie: Okay. Well, don't keep me waiting.
>> Simon: I won't. You want anything?
>> Katie: I'm good.
>> Simon: Get out.
>> Pilar: Not until we've had our chat. Face it, Simon. Either you chat with me or I chat with Katie and blow up your happy little life with just a few well-chosen words.
>> Simon: And I get you arrested with one phone call. Have you forgotten the stolen jewelry?
>> Pilar: I checked. Your witness just left the country on an extended vacation. So you see, you've just lost the privilege of saying no.
>> Simon: Get to the point! What do you want?
>> Pilar: To stay in Oakdale -- with Mike.
[ Simon laughs ]
>> Simon: God, you're deluded. He doesn't even like you.
>> Pilar: That's why I need your help to get him back.
>> Simon: And why would I want to do that?
>> Pilar: Obviously now is not the time to discuss the particulars.
>> Simon: No, there is never gonna be a good time to discuss the particulars because I do not care!
>> Pilar: Either you help me Mike back, or I help you lose Katie one more time. And this time, it'll be forever.
>> Simon: Will you just shut up? You're giving me a headache. I will talk to you later. Get out.
>> Pilar: Enjoy your bubble bath.
Scene 5:
Location: Frasier Cottage
Scene: Living Room
SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER
>> Katie: Okay. What was the holdup this time? I was in the bath so long I got prune fingers. Don't tell me you're still planning that party?
>> Simon: No, no, no -- let's skip the party. That was a silly idea. And now that you've had a bath, why don't we both go upstairs and pack. And go on a little trip.
>> Katie: Where?
>> Simon: I don't know. Well, I do know, actually, because I just made the reservations. How about Australia?
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