EPISODE 7/2/01
Simon Flies To Rescue Katie

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MONDAY, JULY 2, 2001

Scene 1:
Place: In the air.
Location: Airplane

SIMON FRASIER AND THE VOICE OF AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER.
>> Air traffic controller: Ground control to Flight 787, Hotel Victor, do you read?
>> Simon: This is 787, Hotel Victor.
>> Air traffic controller: You are heading into a dangerous storm -- better turn back. Over.
>> Simon: Yeah, well, thanks, but I think I'll take my chances.
>> Air traffic controller: With your life? Turn back, while there's still time.

SIMON FRASIER REMEMBERS KATIE PERETTI FRASIER
[Simon remembering.]
>> Katie: Simon is my husband. Mine, not yours, not hers, mine. I'm Simon's wife, and I have duties to protect the man that I promised to love and cherish for better or for worse. Why are you with this tramp?
>> Simon: Not now. Stop.
>> Katie: I don't care who you think you are, but if you don't stop pawing my husband, I'm gonna introduce you to my fist. Is it really so hard to believe that I've found someone who's romantic and adventurous, someone who wants to sweep me off my feet.
>> Simon: Right, right, and who is this enigma?
[Whistle blows.]
>> Henry: Okay, Peretti! Let's get this show on the road.
>> Katie: Okay, fine, it's true. I lied to you. I lied to you about everything. Please don't hate me, Simon. Please just don't hate me.

SIMON FRASIER AND THE VOICE OF AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER.

>> Simon: Ground control, this is 787, Hotel Victor, requesting a change in flight plan.
>> Air traffic controller: Where to? Over.
>> Simon: I don't know. How about some tropical paradise, loaded with sexy, rich, uncomplicated women who don't induce insanity. Over.

Scene 2:
Location: Airplane

SIMON FRASIER ALONE

>> Simon: Nothing but warm sand between my toes, a margarita in one hand - - that was one of the few drinks Katie actually liked, especially those sugary ones. Oh, what am I doing, all right? Don't think about her! Her family was right, okay? She doesn't need rescuing. No force on earth can keep that lady down.

[Simon Remembers]

Oh, when I think back on these times and the dreams we left behind I'll be glad 'cause I was blessed a gift to have you in my life when I look back on these days I'll look and see your face you were right there for me in my dreams I'll always see you soar above the sky and in my heart there'll always be a place for you for all my life I'll keep a part of you with me and everywhere I am there you'll be and everywhere I am
[End of Memory]

>> Simon: Damn you, Katie! Damn you! Ground control, this is 787 Hotel Victor. Resuming original flight plan, and don't try and stop me this time. I'm too much of a fool to listen.
[Simon sighs.]

Scene 3:
Location: Airplane

SIMON FRASIER ALONE

>> Simon: Where are you, you slippery little island? I found you once, and I'll find you again. The question is, will I find you, Katie? If I do, will you still be alive? Well, you'd better be, because I want the joy of strangling you myself!

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