EPISODE 7/12/02
"Simon" Questions Katie

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FRIDAY, JULY 12, 2002

Scene 1:
Location: El Capitan Hotel
Scene: Katie Frasier's Room

SIMON FRASIER, "SIMON FRASIER", KATIE FRASIER

[Katie is dreaming.]
>> Simon: Rise and shine, beautiful girl. Open your eyes. Come on, baby. Take a sip. Have a sip. That's it. He's dangerous, Katie. He'll hurt you. Stay sharp. Don't let him hurt you.
>> Katie: Simon?
>> Simon: It's me, love.
>> Katie: It's really you?
>> Simon: It's really me.
>> Katie: How can I be sure?
>> Simon: Be sure.
>> Katie: My, god, it is you! Oh, I was so worried about you. I thought he killed you!
>> Simon: Find me.
>> Katie: But you're right here.
>> Simon: Don't give up.
>> Katie: I won't. But, Simon, where am I supposed to look?
>> Simon: Find me.
>> "Simon": Yeah. Here, drink this.
>> Katie: I don't want it.
>> "Simon": Oh, get up. Wake up. I said, "drink it!" All right? I need you sharp. Come on, love. We've got to find that diamond. Don't make me drag the truth out of you.

Scene 2:
Location: El Capitan Hotel
Scene: Katie Frasier's Room

"SIMON FRASIER", KATIE FRASIER

>> "Simon": Here we go. There we are. I ordered a whole pot. Now drink up. Drink up. Good.
>> Katie: You know what I really want?
>> "Simon": Hmm?
>> Katie: I think I need a little hair off the dog.
>> "Simon": You've already had enough hairs for a whole pack of dogs.
>> Katie: Well, I could put it in here.
>> "Simon": Yeah, maybe after we talk.
>> Katie: Mm. My mouth's too dry to talk.
>> "Simon": Oh. There you go then, precious? A little bit of water for you. Now tell me everything you know about the diamond.
>> Katie: Hmm, well -- it's huge.
>> "Simon": Yeah, I know it's huge. Where is it?
>> Katie: How am I supposed to know? I need to walk around a little bit.
>> "Simon": Yeah, that's a good idea. Good idea. We need to walk you around the room. Yes.
>> Katie: Yes. Oh, no, no.
>> "Simon": A little bit of stroll --
>> Katie: No, no, I can do it myself! I can do it my -- whoa! How did I get here?
>> "Simon": Katie, come on, come on. No, stay awake. That's it. That's a good girl. Stay awake. Stay awake. There we are.
>> Katie: Oh, you are so cute. And there's so many of you.
>> "Simon": Look at me. Look at me. Focus, focus. Tell me where the diamond is.
>> Katie: Do you love that diamond more than you love me?
>> "Simon": Oh, no, no, of course not. I just want to know where it is.
>> Katie: Okay, I'll tell you.
>> "Simon": Good.
>> Katie: Um, the diamond is --
>> "Simon": Yeah?
>> Katie: It's --
>> "Simon": Uh-huh? Katie? Katie! Katie! Damn!

Scene 3:
Location: El Capitan Hotel
Scene: Katie Frasier's Room

"SIMON FRASIER", KATIE FRASIER

>> "Simon": We have to talk.
>> Katie: Ow. You're hurting me. It's okay. Ow. Just --
>> "Simon": Okay. I'm sorry. I'm just -- I'm just running out of time. You see, Katie, I can't help Rose find Paul and her dad without the diamond. And now if Cooley told you where the diamond is, you gotta tell me, for their sake -- for their sake.
>> Katie: It is a very sad story. You're making it even sadder.
>> "Simon": I'm sorry. I just wanna know what Cooley said.
>> Katie: Okay, hold on. It's a little fuzzy.
>> "Simon": All right, yeah.
>> Katie: Let me just retrace my steps.
>> "Simon": Good idea, yeah.
>> Katie: I walked into the bar. And I heard him moaning. He was in agony and --
>> "Simon": Come on.
>> Katie: Then he started to say something.
>> "Simon": Good.
>> Katie: And I couldn't quite make it out.
>> "Simon": Make it out.
>> Katie: And then he died right in front of me.
>> "Simon": What did he say?!
>> Katie: Okay, hold on. It's coming to me. He -- you. You're such a faker. If you don't trust me anymore, then you should just --
>> "Simon": If you don't tell me in the next few seconds what he said, I --
>> Katie: Okay, okay! Okay! Cooley's last word was "Simon."
>> "Simon": What?
>> Katie: He said you had the diamond.
>> "Simon": Well, that's impossible. The old coot told me you had it.
>> Katie: Well, maybe he was just confused.
>> "Simon": Oh, that son of a -- he lied. He lied.
>> Katie: It's not very nice to talk about dead people like that. Mr. Cooley didn't lie. He just was wrong -- dead wrong. Nighty night.

Scene 4:
Location: El Capitan Hotel
Scene: Katie Frasier's Room

"SIMON FRASIER", KATIE FRASIER

>> Katie: You know, poopsie, if I had the diamond, wouldn't I know it?
>> "Simon": Maybe you've got it, and you don't know about it.
>> Katie: How would I not know?
>> "Simon": Here you go. Maybe Cooley hid it somewhere. Maybe Cooley hid it in your bag or someplace you haven't looked yet.
>> Katie: Oh, but I would've known. I would've found it already. What about you?
>> "Simon": What about me?
>> Katie: Well, you got here before I did. What have you been doing ever since you got off the plane?
>> "Simon": That is a waste of time!
>> Katie: I heard what I heard. Cooley said Simon has it, so Simon has it.
>> "Simon": No, he doesn't! No, I don't. I haven't seen the thing since I got here.

Scene 5:
LocationL El Capitan Hotel
Scene: Katie Frasier's Room

"SIMON FRASIER", KATIE FRASIER

>> Katie: No. Nope. No sign of it. Whoo! It's not here, either.
>> "Simon": Where could that blasted diamond be?
>> Katie: I know!
>> "Simon": Yeah?
>> Katie: I know.
>> "Simon": Spill.
>> Katie: Maybe I swallowed it.
>> "Simon": That is just not funny!
>> Katie: Come on! Cooley is obviously trying to trick us. He told you that I had it. He told me that you had it. Maybe someone else has it. Like Desi at the front desk or the girl who cleans these sheets or Lucinda or Rose or some other Simon!
>> "Simon": What did you just say? Hmm? What other Simon could there possibly be?

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