EPISODE 7/11/06
Simon And Katie Are Found
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July, 2006
TUESDAY, JULY 11, 2006
Scene 1:
Location: Magique Island
Scene: Beach
SIMON FRASIER, KATIE KASNOFF, MIKE KASNOFF
>> Katie: What time is it?
>> Simon: Half past an island breeze.
[ Katie laughs ]
>> Katie: I'm serious.
>> Simon: Time is irrelevant.
>> Katie: No, every second away from Mike is not irrelevant. He's probably going crazy wondering if he's ever going to see me again.
>> Simon: You know, there was a time when being stranded on an island with me was your paradise.
>> Katie: Well, those days are over, Simon, because you and I are not together anymore. We are done.
>> Mike: Well, she's right about that.
>> Katie: Mike? Oh my god!
Scene 2:
Location: Magique Island
Scene: Beach
SIMON FRASIER, KATIE KASNOFF, MIKE KASNOFF
>> Katie: You're actually here. How did you find us?
>> Mike: Well, it wasn't that hard, actually.
>> Katie: How did you get here?
>> Mike: You sure you're okay?
>> Katie: I'm fine.
>> Simon: I took good care of her.
>> Katie: He really tried, Mike.
>> Mike: Yeah, I'll bet he did.
>> Katie: He built that fire. And it worked. You got here. You found us.
>> Mike: Yeah, thanks to the golfer at the resort.
[ Simon coughs ]
>> Katie: What resort?
>> Mike: The resort on the other side of the island. It's actually within walking distance.
>> Katie: This island is not deserted? We're not stranded?
>> Mike: Katie, you're surrounded by five-star luxury. Only Simon didn't want you to know it.
Scene 3:
Location: Magique Island
Scene: Beach
SIMON FRASIER, KATIE KASNOFF, MIKE KASNOFF
>> Simon: Well, what a piece of luck. A resort, here?
>> Mike: Don't play games. You knew.
>> Katie: Did you?
>> Simon: Katie, come on. You know me. If I thought -- if I thought it was a short walk to a cold beer and a raw bar, do you really think I'd be here on this island, eating -- ?
>> Mike: You would if it meant having Katie all by yourself.
>> Simon: Michael, you're newlyweds. Little early for trust issues, isn't it?
>> Mike: You know what? You're the one I don't trust. How did -- how did it happen? How did you go overboard?
>> Katie: Well, you knew I went to go get some air. And then Simon showed up and I tried to get away. I was by the railing and the boat lurched.
>> Mike: What'd he do?
>> Katie: It was an accident. He jumped over to save me. He saved my life.
>> Simon: Katie --
>> Mike: After he almost got you killed.
>> Katie: He's been great since we've been here, really.
>> Simon: You don't have to defend me, Katie.
>> Katie: He started a fire. He built shelter.
>> Mike: Baby, he has been scamming you.
>> Katie: We didn't know anyone else was on the island.
>> Mike: He knew. I'll drag you to that golfer and prove it.
>> Simon: Oh, Mike. The only person I've spoken to on this whole island is Katie. I mean, my one desire was to make sure that she was safe.
>> Katie: And he did. So let's just go, okay?
>> Mike: Okay, okay. Let's go, let's go.
>> Katie: Wait, wait. Simon, thank you for everything. Ow!
>> Mike: You all right?
>> Simon: Oh, it's probably just a shell or something.
>> Katie: It's a golf ball?
>> Simon: Wow!
>> Katie: You knew?!
>> Simon: Whoa! Whoa!
[ Katie lunges toward Simon; Mike restrains her. ]
>> Katie: You are such a worthless liar! I hate you!
>> Mike: Katie --
Scene 4:
Location: Magique Island
Scene: Beach
SIMON FRASIER, KATIE KASNOFF, MIKE KASNOFF
>> Mike: Okay -- whoa, hey. It's not worth it!
>> Katie: All this time, I could have called you. I could have let you know I was okay. I even heard him talking to someone this morning. It was probably that golfer! But you lied!
>> Simon: I was planning on telling you.
>> Katie: Oh, when?
>> Simon: When I knew that the guy wasn't dangerous. I mean, for all I knew, he was just some crazy guy with a golf club running around on a stranded island.
>> Mike: With clean clothes and a fresh shave, huh?
>> Simon: Yeah --
>> Katie: Let's just go. I just want to get as far away from him as humanly possible.
>> Mike: Okay, okay. Look, there's a path about 150 yards over the dune.
>> Katie: 150 yards?
>> Mike: Okay, look, just go to the bar. Order something to drink, I'll be there soon.
>> Katie: You're not coming with me?
>> Mike: No, no, I'll be there in a minute. I'm just gonna make sure Simon knows the way to the launch so we don't run into him again.
>> Katie: All right, honey.
>> Simon: Wow. 150 yards, just that way, huh? That's unbelievable. We could have just saved ourselves a whole lot of trauma, right? Wow.
>> Mike: Forget it, okay? It's over.
>> Simon: Well, that is good, isn't it? It's all over for you. That's a -- well, you've been a great sport, Mike. You really have.
[ Simon extends his hand for a shake. ]
>> Simon: So what do you say, Michael? We call it even?
>> Mike: No, that's just a warning. Don't ever make up a lie to be with my wife again. This is the last time I'm gonna tell you to stay away from her.
[ Mike knocks Simon down. ]
Scene 5:
Location: Magique Island
Scene: Bar
KATIE KASNOFF, MIKE KASNOFF
>> Mike: You are the most beautiful sight any rescuer has ever seen. When I thought I lost you --
>> Katie: No, don't. We're not gonna go there, okay? We're still on our honeymoon. So now that we have no more unwanted visitors, we can actually start enjoying it.
>> Mike: I'll drink to that.
>> Katie: You still have our scrapbook? I want someone to take a picture of us right here, right now, so that our kids will have proof of how their dad saved their mom.
>> Mike: On this dangerous island in the middle of nowhere.
>> Katie: Yeah, with only a few hundred inhabitants. Yeah, I feel really stupid.
>> Mike: No, don't.
>> Katie: You were right over that dune!
>> Mike: Simon was playing with your mind. That's what he does. He wanted you to feel vulnerable and alone. How about, I say from this moment on, we just let it go. The cruise, the accident, Simon, all of it.
>> Katie: Okay and how do we get back from honeymoon hell?
>> Mike: Like this. Where's your ring?
>> Katie: I lost it in the sand. But we can go back to that beach and dig up the whole thing if we have to.
>> Mike: No, no, no, no. We're not gonna dig up the beach. We'll get a new one. Maybe we'll get married again. Whatever it takes. All right? No looking back.
>> Katie: Okay.
>> Mike: I love you.
>> Katie: I love you.
Scene 6:
Location: Magique Island
Scene: Beach
SIMON FRASIER
[ Simon finds Katie's wedding ring. ]
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