EPISODE 2/27/02
Katie Finds A Check In Simon's Pocket

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WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 2002

Scene 1:
Location: The Lakeview
Scene: Simon & Katie's Room

SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER

>> Katie: Simon.
>> Simon: Hey. Good morning.
>> Katie: You okay?
>> Simon: Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
>> Katie: You don't look fine. What's going on?

Scene 2:
Scene: Simon & Katie's Room

SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER

>> Simon: I didn't want to wake you. You looked so peaceful.
>> Katie: Peaceful, huh? After spending half the night up waiting for you?
>> Simon: I had to work. I didn't want to call you, because I didn't want to wake you.
>> Katie: But I was having such a rip-roarin' time by myself on my birthday. Who could sleep?
>> Simon: Come on, Katie. Give me a break.
>> Katie: I'm sorry. I just thought that once we got together, our birthdays would be something special. And here I was last night, alone with my rabbit.
>> Simon: Not much of a party animal, I guess. I'm sorry, okay? I promise I will make it up to you.
>> Katie: When?
>> Simon: If I could, I'd do it right now, but I just don't know when I'm gonna get called away again.
>> Katie: Where you going now, Borneo? Or perhaps maybe just one of those hotels by the highway that rent out by the hour.
>> Simon: What is that supposed to mean?
>> Katie: Oh, don't tell me that you're asking the questions now, huh? Because I'm not the one who needs to explain my weird behavior lately. You flat-out lied to me last night. You told me you were at the airport when you were clearly at Java Underground.
>> Simon: Listen, listen. I thought I explained that to you.
>> Katie: Well, I'm not very convinced. That whole conversation was so weird. All that -- whole thing about the secret mission from Margo that's all of a sudden fallen through, and then you come home just to tell me that you're out the door again? And now you tell me that there's more to come?
>> Simon: Katie, we have the rest of our lives to spend together. Listen, listen. I know I am asking a lot of you to put up with me just for right now, but this is not gonna be the rest of our lives.
>> Katie: I know, but I'm looking at what's right in front of me, and it scares me. The fact that you could just blow me off like that and then the very next day make light of it -- okay. I know better. I mean, I -- I think I do, but I -- I got to ask you something. There's not someone else, is there?

Scene 3:
Scene: Simon & Katie's Room

SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER

>> Simon: Another woman? Look. Listen, Katie, I don't make light of missing your birthday. I feel terrible. I screwed up, but it is a huge jump from a missed birthday to accusing me of having an affair with another woman.
>> Katie: I know. I know. I just -- when you lied to me, it really threw me for a loop. I felt like I didn't know you anymore, like you were some other guy, some guy who thinks lying and making me feel awful are no big deal.
>> Simon: Everything about you, to me, is a big deal. I wanna show you how much of a --come and join me in the shower, I'll show you a big deal.
>> Katie: I'll meet you back under the covers.
>> Simon: Look. I'm not looking for anyone else in my life to complete me. I have found more with you than I could ever hope for.
>> Katie: Are you sure? Maybe you just forced yourself to love me, and now you feel like you've settled.
>> Simon: Look. I haven't settled. With you, I'm -- I'm rewarded, and I'm never gonna feel this way about any other ling soul. Well -- unless of course we have kids. Then I'll have to find a way to love them as much as I love you.
[ Simon passionately kisses Katie, and with her arms around her husband, Katie lifts the check from his back pocket ]
>> Katie: You go get in that shower and come back.
>> Simon: Are you sure you don't want to join me?
>> Katie: You go ahead. Come back.
>> Simon: Okay. Whoa. Katie?
>> Katie: Yes?
>> Simon: Are we out of soap?
>> Katie: No, it's under the sink.
>> Simon: Oh, yeah, thanks.
>> Katie: Pay to the order of Simon Frasier -- oh, my -- oh, my God. This is a lot of zeroes.

Scene 4:
Scene: Simon & Katie's Room

SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER, DAHLIA

[ Knock at the door ]
>> Katie: Dahlia.
>> Dahlia: I'm sorry to drop by without calling. I was gonna give the designer the okay for the video cover, but I thought you might wanna take a look, no?
>> Katie: Oh, yeah, come on in. Oh, actually, you know, Simon's getting ready, so can we make this kind of quick?
>> Dahlia: Oh, everything's okay? He came home last night and everything's --
>> Katie: Oh, yes. He explained everything. Totally fine. Thank you.
>> Dahlia: Oh, what's that?
>> Katie: Oh, it's just a check -- certified check. Actually, do you know how to find out who wrote a certified check?
>> Dahlia: Well, I suppose you could call the bank that issued the check. Why?
>> Katie: Oh, it's no big deal. Actually, I just -- I was going through our finances -- getting ready for the video -- and someone had given Simon and certified check, and I just wanted to know who it was.
>> Dahlia: Well, maybe it's a surprise.
>> Katie: Maybe. You know, Simon, though, he's not a big surprise guy.
>> Dahlia: Well, why don't you just ask him? I mean, you have that kind of relationship, right?
>> Katie: Absolutely. Yeah, I'll probably just do that. Well, great. Thank you for bringing this by. It looks fantastic.
>> Dahlia: Sure, any time.
>> Katie: Okay.
>> Dahlia: Bye-bye.
>> Katie: Preston, Drysdale and Lang. Beverly Hills?

Scene 5:

Scene: Simon & Katie's Room
SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER

>> Katie: [ on the phone ] No, no, I'm Mrs. Frasier. Yes, Katie Frasier. Anyway, I do the books in the house, and we were getting ready for taxes -- thanks. I just need to know who that check came from. Monique Ferrara? That's who I thought. Thank you so much. Monique Ferrara? I know that name.
>> Simon: I missed you in the shower. Anything happen while I was gone?

Scene 6:
Location: The Lakeview
Scene: Simon & Katie's Room

SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER

>> Katie: I'm so sorry that I freaked out before. I know you're working on something major. And I know that you can't talk about it. I just wish you could.
>> Simon: Can't you wish for something else?
>> Katie: What if I say no?
>> Simon: Look, the less people that know what I'm doing right now, the better. It's just safer that way.
>> Katie: Is it dangerous?
>> Simon: Let's just change the subject altogether. You know, it's boring. A lot more boring than this.
>> Katie: We can ask each other anything, right? Even if we know it's gonna make the other person mad?
>> Simon: Oh, no. Do I have to get ready to get mad?
>> Katie: No, no, I was talking about me getting mad, not you. Do you have something that you need to tell me?
>> Simon: Yeah. Yeah, I do have a confession to make.
>> Katie: You do? Oh, I knew it. Okay. All right, go for it.
>> Simon: Oh, boy. Okay. Katie, I am madly, insatiably and hopelessly in love with you.
>> Katie: I love you, too.

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