EPISODE 8/1/02
Simon Is Found By Katie


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August, 2002



THURSDAY, AUGUST 1, 2002


Scene 1:
Location: Avanya Jailhouse
Scene: Simon's Cell

SIMON FRASIER, "SIMON FRASIER", KATIE FRASIER

[Simon dreaming.]
["Simon" and Katie kissing.]
>> Katie: Yum. Every second with you is pure excitement and I finally know what it's like to make love to a real man.
>> Simon: There's nothing real about him! He's an imposter!
>> Katie: Is he kidding? What an improvement.
>> Simon: You don't mean that Katie. You don't mean that.
>> Katie: Um, oh, don't I. I'm the only one who'll ever know the difference.
>> Simon: What about me?
>> "Simon": Sorry, mate. You heard the lady. There's too many of us walking around. There can be only one.
>> Katie: Bye, bye.
["Simon" shoots Simon.]
[Simon wakes up.]
>> Simon: Oh, right, he's lying. Katie would never fall for a fake like him. Henry said it was all a lie. When was the last time Henry told the truth? Don't do this to yourself. Okay. You're going to find Joe, you're going to save Joe, and you're going to get yourself home to Katie. You're gonna find Katie. Henry, please just this once, don't let me down.

Scene 2:
Location: El Capitan Hotel
Scene: Hotel Lobby

"SIMON FRASIER", ROSE D'ANGELO, LUCINDA WALSH

>> "Simon": Ladies, ladies, ladies. You've found the diamond, have you? Well, this is brilliant news.
>> Lucinda: Oh, we have?
>> "Simon": Yeah, what other reason for your standing around and chatting when a man's life hangs in the balance.
>> Rose: You said we had twenty-four hours. We got time. We still have a little bit of time.
>> "Simon": Yes, but does your father?
>> Lucinda: Oh, stop it. You just stop tormenting her. Is that why you came early, to hurl threats at her?
>> "Simon": No, I'm here to give you some much needed incentive to turn over the diamond and the provenance before the deadline. Behold, it's beautiful isn't it?
[Simon holds up a vial of antibiotic.]
>> Lucinda: What is it?
>> "Simon": This? Okay, this is an antibiotic. Almost impossible to find in a backward little island. Doesn't look like much , but just enough to save a sick man from dying. Oh, could I interest either one of you in a dose?
>> Rose: My pop needs that. My pop needs that to stay alive.
>> "Simon": And I need the diamond, so find it.
>> Lucinda: The search is progressing as expeditiously as possible.
>> "Simon": Expeditiously is it? Well, let me expedite matters even further. Huh? How about this?
["Simon" pours the liquid out of the vial.]
>> Rose: What did you do, what did you do to my father? Tell me right now. Tell me right now.
>> Lucinda: Take it easy, take it easy.

Scene 3:
Location: El Capitan Hotel
Scene: Hotel Lobby

"SIMON FRASIER", ROSE D'ANGELO, LUCINDA WALSH

>> "Simon": You come at me one more time and you will meet your pot on your way to the great beyond.
>> Rose: You know you'd better save the great beyond,'cause you're gonna be there with me, slick.
>> Lucinda: Darling, he's trying to get a rise out of you. We don't know what was in that little vial. It could have been nothing. It could have been just H2O.
>> "Simon": Yes, it could have been water and then again it might not have been.
>> Rose: Was it water? Was it something that could have saved my pop?
>> "Simon": It doesn't matter what I poured out, it was...it was merely to illustrate a point, that I have your father's life in my hands.
>> Rose: What about him? Is he alive? I mean is everything you've been saying, is it all lies? Tell us.
>> "Simon": He's alive. Yes, for now, but if you don't find that diamond there's not an antibiotic in this whole world that's gonna save your father. Good luck, ladies. I think you're going to need it.

Scene 4:
Location: Avanya Jailhouse
Scene: Simon's Cell

SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER

>> Simon: Hey, hey. You're back from the bar, are you. You gonna listen to me? All right, look, I have money. I swear. I'll get you money. I'll get you whatever you want. Just please let me out of here so I can see my wife. Please.
>> Katie: Looking for me?
>> Simon: Katie?
>> Katie: It's me. Oh, honey, it's me.
>> Simon: Is this a dream or something?
>> Katie: No, this is me. Is it you? Really you?
>> Simon: It's me. It's really me.
>> Katie: Come here. I missed you I was so scared I'd never see you again. I never want to let you go.
>> Simon: Don't. Do not let me go.
>> Katie: I can't believe I'm actually holding you and I can touch you and kiss you.
>> Simon: You're supposed to be working on getting me out of here. Instead, you're getting me all worked up.
>> Katie: First things first. Okay? First things first.

Scene 5:
Location: Avanya Jailhouse
Scene: Simon's Cell

SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER, PAUL RYAN, HENRY COLEMAN

>> Paul: We heard you talking, so we figured it was safe.
>> Henry: Yeah, yeah, we did. Since we're short on time let's pospone the sex and get down to work.
>> Simon: All right. Did you bring explosives?
>> Paul: You know what they say around here. If you can't get it on the black market, it doesn't exist.
>> Simon: All right. Good. Did you bring enough to blow this lock apart?
>> Henry: Yeah, are you kidding, we'll be lucky if we don't blow this place sky high.
>> Paul: You know Henry, maybe it's a good time for you to go back to the hotel.
>> Henry: It's a good idea. It's a good idea. Good luck to all of you. I'll see you soon.
>> Paul: Okay, I'll get to work. You guys just pretend I'm not here. But make it quick.
>> Katie: There are so many things I want to tell you but first of all, I have to tell you something about that awful man.
>> Simon: My double?
>> Katie: He never had me fooled, not even for a minute.
>> Simon: Never?
>> Katie: Well, maybe a little bit at the beginning, but I swear it was just, I thought it was you with a major personality disorder.
>> Simon: Well, quite frankly, he's got a face that I would never get sick of punching.
>> Katie: It's weird. He knew everything about you and me, everything about us.
>> Simon: He said if I didn't tell him everything he wanted to know, he would make sure I would never see you again.
>> Katie: Let me tell you something. He could know every single detail about out entire lives, but he could never pass for you. There's only one you, one unbelievably, incredible, sexy, courageous, strong man that makes me the happiest woman in the world. I love you so much.
>> Paul: All right, all right, it looks like we're ready to go. Simon. Simon.
>> Simon: Yes.
>> Paul: Get in that corner over there. Get down as low to the ground as you can. Use this cot to protect yourself. Katie, get ready to make a run for it. I'll check outside.
>> Katie: I love you.
>> Paul: All right, the coast is clear. Katie, let's go. It's now or never. Let's do this.
>> Katie: I love you so much.
>> Paul: I hope to hell this works.
[Paul lights the dynamite fuse.]

Scene 6:
Location: Avanya Jailhouse
Scene: Simon's Cell

SIMON FRASIER, KATIE FRASIER, PAUL RYAN

>> Katie: I don't know if I can go through with this.
>> Simon: Katie, you don't have a choice.
>> Katie: I don't want to leave you.
>> Simon: But, but, you have to. You have to. Get out of here now.
>> Katie: What if you get hurt? I don't want to leave you again.
>> Simon: I'm begging you. Please, get out of here now.
>> Katie: Oh, no. I don't want to.
>> Simon: Katie I will not forgive you. Please go.
>> Paul: Katie, the dynamite is about to blow.
>> Katie: I love you. I love you.
>> Simon: I love you too. Go, go.
[Explosion.]

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